{"id":826,"date":"2013-08-01T23:57:01","date_gmt":"2013-08-02T04:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/?p=826"},"modified":"2013-08-02T00:00:06","modified_gmt":"2013-08-02T05:00:06","slug":"dolphins-will-attack-you-and-eat-your-kidneys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/2013\/08\/01\/dolphins-will-attack-you-and-eat-your-kidneys\/","title":{"rendered":"Dolphins Will Attack You and Eat Your Kidneys"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_827\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-827\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-827 \" alt=\"The blood lust of these evil creatures cannot be assuaged.\" src=\"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Dolphin_2_PSF-300x135.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"135\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Dolphin_2_PSF-300x135.png 300w, http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Dolphin_2_PSF-1024x462.png 1024w, http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Dolphin_2_PSF-500x225.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-827\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The blood lust of these evil creatures cannot be assuaged.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Attacks by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/news\/environment\/swimmer-injured-in-co-clare-dolphin-attack-1.1478477\">killer dolphins<\/a> are on the rise in <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ireland\">Ireland<\/a>. \u00a0It is currently unknown if they are in league with the <a href=\"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/2013\/02\/11\/flying-squid-will-kill-us-all\/\">giant flying squid<\/a>. \u00a0If they are, then may God help us all.<\/p>\n<p>[<a title=\"The Irish Times: Swimmer injured in Co Clare dolphin attack\" href=\"http:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/news\/environment\/swimmer-injured-in-co-clare-dolphin-attack-1.1478477\">The Irish Times<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Attacks by killer dolphins are on the rise in Ireland. \u00a0It is currently unknown if they are in league with the giant flying squid. \u00a0If they are, then may God help us all. [The Irish Times] &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,28,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alerts","category-danger","category-sea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=826"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":833,"href":"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions\/833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bacliffexplorationsociety.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}