Sharktypus

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Sharktypus

Sharktypus is an unholy chimera of a shark, an octopus, and a platypus. He was created in an industrial accident.

Sharktypus has the head and torso of a shark, the tentacles of an octopus, and is warm blooded, lays eggs, and is poisonous like a platypus.

His mortal enemy is Piranhasaurus.

Sharktypus Fanfare lyrics

Top View of Sharktypus. His glowing red eyes are an indication of his blood lust.
Sharktypus: The undisputed master of the sea.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Sharktypus was created in an industrial accident,

His early days were spent in confinement.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Then one day, Sharktypus escaped free,

to become the undisputed master of the sea.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Then he began his deadly rampage,

Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Be careful if you meet him in the park,

the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO! (Repeat as necessary)

See also