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[[File:Sharktopus.jpg |300px|thumb|right|Artist's rendition of Sharktopus]]  
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[[File:Sharktopus2.jpg |350px|thumb|right| Sharktypus]]  
  
'''Sharktopus''' is an unholy chimera of a shark, an octopus, and a platypus.  He was created in an industrial accident.
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'''Sharktypus''' is an [[unholy chimera]] of a [[shark]], an [[octopus]], and a [[platypus]].  He was created in an industrial accident
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Sharktypus has the head and torso of a shark, the tentacles of an octopus, and is warm blooded, lays eggs, and is poisonous like a platypus.
  
 
His mortal enemy is [[Piranhasaurus]].
 
His mortal enemy is [[Piranhasaurus]].
  
== Sharktopus Fanfare lyrics ==
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== Sharktypus Fanfare lyrics ==
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[[File:Sharktypus top view.jpg |300px|thumb|right|Top View of Sharktypus.  His glowing red eyes are an indication of his blood lust.]]
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[[File:Sharktypus toy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Sharktypus: The undisputed master of the sea.]]
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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Sharktypus was created in an industrial accident,
  
Sharktopus was created in an industrial accident,
 
 
His early days were spent in confinement.
 
His early days were spent in confinement.
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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Then one day, Sharktypus escaped free,
  
Then one day, Sharktopus escaped free,
 
 
to become the undisputed master of the sea.
 
to become the undisputed master of the sea.
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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Then he began his deadly rampage,
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Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
  
 
Be careful if you meet him in the park,
 
Be careful if you meet him in the park,
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the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.
 
the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO! (Repeat as necessary)
 
 
Then he began his deadly rampage,
 
Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.
 
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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== See also ==
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* [[HMS Sharktypus]]
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* [[Dolphonauticrab]]
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* [[Honey badger]]

Latest revision as of 20:45, 20 January 2015

Sharktypus

Sharktypus is an unholy chimera of a shark, an octopus, and a platypus. He was created in an industrial accident.

Sharktypus has the head and torso of a shark, the tentacles of an octopus, and is warm blooded, lays eggs, and is poisonous like a platypus.

His mortal enemy is Piranhasaurus.

Sharktypus Fanfare lyrics

Top View of Sharktypus. His glowing red eyes are an indication of his blood lust.
Sharktypus: The undisputed master of the sea.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Sharktypus was created in an industrial accident,

His early days were spent in confinement.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Then one day, Sharktypus escaped free,

to become the undisputed master of the sea.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Then he began his deadly rampage,

Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Be careful if you meet him in the park,

the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO! (Repeat as necessary)

See also