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[[File:Sharktopus2.jpg |350px|thumb|right|Sharktopus]]  
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[[File:Sharktopus2.jpg |350px|thumb|right| Sharktypus]]  
  
'''Sharktopus''' (or '''Sharktypus''') is an unholy chimera of a [[shark]], an [[octopus]], and a [[platypus]].  He was created in an industrial accident.   
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'''Sharktypus''' is an [[unholy chimera]] of a [[shark]], an [[octopus]], and a [[platypus]].  He was created in an industrial accident.   
  
Sharktopus has the head and torso of a shark, the tentacles of an octopus, and is warm blooded, lays eggs, and is poisonous like a platypus.
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Sharktypus has the head and torso of a shark, the tentacles of an octopus, and is warm blooded, lays eggs, and is poisonous like a platypus.
  
 
His mortal enemy is [[Piranhasaurus]].
 
His mortal enemy is [[Piranhasaurus]].
  
== HMS Sharktypus ==
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== Sharktypus Fanfare lyrics ==
[[File:Sharktypus.jpg |350px|thumb|right|HMS Sharktypus]]  
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[[File:Sharktypus top view.jpg |300px|thumb|right|Top View of Sharktypus.  His glowing red eyes are an indication of his blood lust.]]  
  
The '''HMS Sharktypus''' is a stitch-and-glue flat-bottom [[dingy]] with a Sharktypus paint job which is currently under construction. When complete, it will serve as the principle research dingy of the [[Bacliff Exploration Society]]. It is planned to be fully equipped with an inboard weed-eater motor, [[ham radio]], flounder lights, glass bottom, and oar locks shaped like shark fins.
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[[File:Sharktypus toy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Sharktypus: The undisputed master of the sea.]]
  
== Sharktopus Fanfare lyrics ==
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
[[File:Sharktopus.jpg |300px|thumb|right|Artist's rendition of Sharktopus]]
 
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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Sharktypus was created in an industrial accident,
 
 
Sharktopus was created in an industrial accident,
 
  
 
His early days were spent in confinement.
 
His early days were spent in confinement.
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
  
Then one day, Sharktopus escaped free,
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Then one day, Sharktypus escaped free,
  
 
to become the undisputed master of the sea.
 
to become the undisputed master of the sea.
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
  
 
Then he began his deadly rampage,
 
Then he began his deadly rampage,
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Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.
 
Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
  
 
Be careful if you meet him in the park,
 
Be careful if you meet him in the park,
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the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.
 
the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO! (Repeat as necessary)
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO! (Repeat as necessary)
  
 
== See also ==
 
== See also ==
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* [[HMS Sharktypus]]
 
* [[Dolphonauticrab]]
 
* [[Dolphonauticrab]]
 
* [[Honey badger]]
 
* [[Honey badger]]

Latest revision as of 20:45, 20 January 2015

Sharktypus

Sharktypus is an unholy chimera of a shark, an octopus, and a platypus. He was created in an industrial accident.

Sharktypus has the head and torso of a shark, the tentacles of an octopus, and is warm blooded, lays eggs, and is poisonous like a platypus.

His mortal enemy is Piranhasaurus.

Sharktypus Fanfare lyrics

Top View of Sharktypus. His glowing red eyes are an indication of his blood lust.
Sharktypus: The undisputed master of the sea.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Sharktypus was created in an industrial accident,

His early days were spent in confinement.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Then one day, Sharktypus escaped free,

to become the undisputed master of the sea.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Then he began his deadly rampage,

Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Be careful if you meet him in the park,

the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO! (Repeat as necessary)

See also