Difference between revisions of "Sharktypus"

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Sharktopus was created in an industrial accident,
 
Sharktopus was created in an industrial accident,
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His early days were spent in confinement.
 
His early days were spent in confinement.
  
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Then one day, Sharktopus escaped free,
 
Then one day, Sharktopus escaped free,
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to become the undisputed master of the sea.
 
to become the undisputed master of the sea.
  
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Be careful if you meet him in the park,
 
Be careful if you meet him in the park,
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the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.
 
the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.
  
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Then he began his deadly rampage,
 
Then he began his deadly rampage,
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Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.
 
Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.
  
 
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
 
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Revision as of 15:41, 19 April 2011

Artist's rendition of Sharktopus

Sharktopus is an unholy chimera of a shark, an octopus, and a platypus. He was created in an industrial accident.

His mortal enemy is Piranhasaurus.

Sharktopus Fanfare lyrics

SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Sharktopus was created in an industrial accident,

His early days were spent in confinement.

SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Then one day, Sharktopus escaped free,

to become the undisputed master of the sea.

SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Be careful if you meet him in the park,

the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.

SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Then he began his deadly rampage,

Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.

SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!