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'''C++''' is a god-forsaken monstrosity of a programming language, created by [[Sauron]], and modeled closely on the [[Black Speech]] of [[Mordor]]. C++ is based on [[C]], and contains all of that language's mistakes and bad ideas. C++ builds upon C, by adding even more horrendous and obscure "objected oriented" syntax. Many engineers have been misled into thinking that C++ (or even C) are the programming languages they should be using, in spite of the fact that most of them would prefer [[Fortran 2008]] (if they knew what it was). | '''C++''' is a god-forsaken monstrosity of a programming language, created by [[Sauron]], and modeled closely on the [[Black Speech]] of [[Mordor]]. C++ is based on [[C]], and contains all of that language's mistakes and bad ideas. C++ builds upon C, by adding even more horrendous and obscure "objected oriented" syntax. Many engineers have been misled into thinking that C++ (or even C) are the programming languages they should be using, in spite of the fact that most of them would prefer [[Fortran 2008]] (if they knew what it was). | ||
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+ | == See also == | ||
+ | * [[C]] | ||
+ | * [[Ada]] |
Revision as of 17:06, 21 August 2011
C++ is a god-forsaken monstrosity of a programming language, created by Sauron, and modeled closely on the Black Speech of Mordor. C++ is based on C, and contains all of that language's mistakes and bad ideas. C++ builds upon C, by adding even more horrendous and obscure "objected oriented" syntax. Many engineers have been misled into thinking that C++ (or even C) are the programming languages they should be using, in spite of the fact that most of them would prefer Fortran 2008 (if they knew what it was).