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'''Sea planarians''' are the mortal enemy of the [[Bacliff Exploration Society]]. They are believed to be in league with the [[Toastmasters]]. Usually found in the sea, they frequently attack the [[HMS Sharktypus]]. | '''Sea planarians''' are the mortal enemy of the [[Bacliff Exploration Society]]. They are believed to be in league with the [[Toastmasters]]. Usually found in the sea, they frequently attack the [[HMS Sharktypus]]. | ||
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Sea planarians are the mortal enemy of the Bacliff Exploration Society. They are believed to be in league with the Toastmasters. Usually found in the sea, they frequently attack the HMS Sharktypus.
Description
While the sea planarian is certainly a cannibal like all planarians, the diet of sea planarians is not limited to other planarians. Indeed, the crafty sea planarian is known to plan its diet to accommodate its academic and career goals as well as momentary bouts of curiosity, consuming astrophysicists, dance instructors, sea pirates, and naval architects specializing in the construction of stitch-and-glue watercraft, as the desire for such specialized knowledge arises.
Sea planarians are not an endangered species, and not at all delicious. They are eaten only for intellectual stimulation, if at all.
Observers will also note that the sea planarian appears to just not care.
References
- "Sea Planarians: Myth or Menace", Bacliff Journal of SCIENCE!, Vol. 1, No. 2.
