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| − | The '''Royal Order of the Juice''' was established by the last English Saxon king, Harold Godwinson to investigate and expand the realm of juices. They were developers of the popular turnip juice, a keystone of traditional English cooking. | + | The '''Royal Order of the Juice'''(ROotJ) was established by the last English Saxon king, Harold Godwinson to investigate and expand the realm of juices. They were developers of the popular turnip juice, a keystone of traditional English cooking. They also developed oat juice but it's vileness caused the 13th century plague of London. Currently, they have restrained there actives to investing in commercial juice bars and companies and promote the constant consumption of juice. |
| − | + | In earlier times, they were firm allies of the Toastmasters, but the legions of dried bread betrayed the Royal Order of the Juice in the [[Brakefast Debakle of 1686]] where the Toastmasters decided that the Butter Brigade and the the Jam Jimmies better complemented their toast. | |
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Latest revision as of 10:54, 3 February 2015
The Royal Order of the Juice(ROotJ) was established by the last English Saxon king, Harold Godwinson to investigate and expand the realm of juices. They were developers of the popular turnip juice, a keystone of traditional English cooking. They also developed oat juice but it's vileness caused the 13th century plague of London. Currently, they have restrained there actives to investing in commercial juice bars and companies and promote the constant consumption of juice.
In earlier times, they were firm allies of the Toastmasters, but the legions of dried bread betrayed the Royal Order of the Juice in the Brakefast Debakle of 1686 where the Toastmasters decided that the Butter Brigade and the the Jam Jimmies better complemented their toast.
