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The '''Powerpoint Engineering Measurement System''' (or '''PEMS''') is the primary system of units used by [[aerospace engineer]]s at [[NASA]].
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The '''Powerpoint Engineering Measurement System''' (or '''PEMS''') is the primary system of units used by [[Aerospace |aerospace engineer]]s at [[NASA]].
  
 
== Fundamental units ==
 
== Fundamental units ==
 
* Distance: [[Feeter]]s
 
* Distance: [[Feeter]]s
 
* Mass: [[Fuckton]]
 
* Mass: [[Fuckton]]
* Time: The average time it takes a [[Prairie chicken]] to be eaten by a hawk.
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* Time: [[Attwater]]
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== Other units ==
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* [[Mile]]
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* [[Pound force]] - which is equal to a fuckton feeter per attwater squared.  One pound force is approximately equal to 4 [[Newton]]s (depending on your altitude above [[Bacliff, Texas]].
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* TBLS - The volume of [[Attwater]] in a [[prairie chicken]] neck sac.
  
 
== See also ==
 
== See also ==
 
* [[Metric|Metric system]]
 
* [[Metric|Metric system]]
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* [[Bat chart]]

Latest revision as of 10:31, 28 February 2014

The Powerpoint Engineering Measurement System (or PEMS) is the primary system of units used by aerospace engineers at NASA.

Fundamental units

Other units

See also