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[[File:Pcdc.jpg |300px|thumb|right|Feathers McAttwater, the official prairie chicken of the Bacliff Exploration Society.]] | [[File:Pcdc.jpg |300px|thumb|right|Feathers McAttwater, the official prairie chicken of the Bacliff Exploration Society.]] | ||
| − | The rarest form of prairie chicken is the '''Attwater prairie chicken''' ([[so]] called due to its fondness for drinking attwater). They exist only in Texas wildlife preserves. They are also bred in pens at the [[NASA]] [[Johnson Space Center]], for use on the [[ISS]]. | + | The rarest form of prairie chicken is the '''Attwater prairie chicken''' ([[so]] called due to its fondness for drinking [[attwater]]). They exist only in [[Texas]] wildlife preserves. They are also bred in pens at the [[NASA]] [[Johnson Space Center]], for use on the [[ISS]]. |
The Attwater prairie chicken is the official prairie chicken of the [[Bacliff Exploration Society]]. It also serves as the backup animal sitting on the log on the Bacliff coat of arms (in case the drunk yellow bunny fails). | The Attwater prairie chicken is the official prairie chicken of the [[Bacliff Exploration Society]]. It also serves as the backup animal sitting on the log on the Bacliff coat of arms (in case the drunk yellow bunny fails). | ||
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Prairie chickens have distinctive bulbous neck sacs. The purpose of these organs are unknown, but they are believed to emit low-frequency [[ham radio]] waves, which can only be detected with the most finely-tuned ham radio equipment. | Prairie chickens have distinctive bulbous neck sacs. The purpose of these organs are unknown, but they are believed to emit low-frequency [[ham radio]] waves, which can only be detected with the most finely-tuned ham radio equipment. | ||
| − | Prairie | + | Prairie chickens are about 14 [[feeter]]s tall, and weigh approximately 20 [[fuckton]]s. |
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| + | == Notable prairie chickens == | ||
| + | * [[Feathers McAttwater]] | ||
| + | * [[Stormcloud McBonesaw]] | ||
| + | * [[JD Frick]] | ||
== List of animals that eat prairie chickens == | == List of animals that eat prairie chickens == | ||
Latest revision as of 07:05, 13 May 2013
A Prairie chicken is one of nature's rarest and tastiest birds, and also the perfect killing machine. Flocks of wild prairie chicken once darkened the skies over North America. Currently, they are highly endangered, and can only be legally consumed in McNugget form.
The rarest form of prairie chicken is the Attwater prairie chicken (so called due to its fondness for drinking attwater). They exist only in Texas wildlife preserves. They are also bred in pens at the NASA Johnson Space Center, for use on the ISS.
The Attwater prairie chicken is the official prairie chicken of the Bacliff Exploration Society. It also serves as the backup animal sitting on the log on the Bacliff coat of arms (in case the drunk yellow bunny fails).
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Physical characteristics
Prairie chickens have distinctive bulbous neck sacs. The purpose of these organs are unknown, but they are believed to emit low-frequency ham radio waves, which can only be detected with the most finely-tuned ham radio equipment.
Prairie chickens are about 14 feeters tall, and weigh approximately 20 fucktons.
