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'''Pants''' are leg coverings worn by [[barbarian]] invaders, citizens of [[Bacliff]], and aerospace engineers. Originally invented by the Germans to prevent wild [[seagull]]s from nesting in their robes, they have been adopted by the lower levels of modern society to prevent [[rash]]es. | '''Pants''' are leg coverings worn by [[barbarian]] invaders, citizens of [[Bacliff]], and aerospace engineers. Originally invented by the Germans to prevent wild [[seagull]]s from nesting in their robes, they have been adopted by the lower levels of modern society to prevent [[rash]]es. | ||
| − | A particularly disreputable and holey pair were the starting point of the [[Bacliff Exploration Society]] project [ | + | A particularly disreputable and holey pair were the starting point of the [[Bacliff Exploration Society]] project [http://www.bacliffexplorationsociety.org/web/Pants.html Pants to Moose Head], an experiment that has thus far been a miserable failure. |
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| + | == See also == | ||
| + | * [[Gusset]] | ||
| + | * [[Smoking jacket]] | ||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [http://www.bacliffexplorationsociety.org/web/Pants.html Pants to Moose Head] | * [http://www.bacliffexplorationsociety.org/web/Pants.html Pants to Moose Head] | ||
Latest revision as of 22:08, 29 October 2012
Pants are leg coverings worn by barbarian invaders, citizens of Bacliff, and aerospace engineers. Originally invented by the Germans to prevent wild seagulls from nesting in their robes, they have been adopted by the lower levels of modern society to prevent rashes.
A particularly disreputable and holey pair were the starting point of the Bacliff Exploration Society project Pants to Moose Head, an experiment that has thus far been a miserable failure.
