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| − | + | '''COTS Meetings''' are the single most effective cure for insomnia that man has ever invented. They have become so well known for their drowsy effects that there has been a movement among the attendees to staff the meeting rooms with pillows, blankets, and actual cots. | |
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There are several warnings about attending a COTs meeting. The most serious is the prohibition of operating heavy machinery for a period of 3 hours after the meeting. Side effects of attendance are a deep soul crushing depression, sore muscles in the back, a loss of brain cells on par with doing a line of cocaine, dehydration, and antisocial behavior. | There are several warnings about attending a COTs meeting. The most serious is the prohibition of operating heavy machinery for a period of 3 hours after the meeting. Side effects of attendance are a deep soul crushing depression, sore muscles in the back, a loss of brain cells on par with doing a line of cocaine, dehydration, and antisocial behavior. | ||
Latest revision as of 21:28, 1 December 2011
COTS Meetings are the single most effective cure for insomnia that man has ever invented. They have become so well known for their drowsy effects that there has been a movement among the attendees to staff the meeting rooms with pillows, blankets, and actual cots.
Warnings and Side Effects
There are several warnings about attending a COTs meeting. The most serious is the prohibition of operating heavy machinery for a period of 3 hours after the meeting. Side effects of attendance are a deep soul crushing depression, sore muscles in the back, a loss of brain cells on par with doing a line of cocaine, dehydration, and antisocial behavior.
