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The '''Chicken''', also called the land tuna, is a useful, generic tasting bird. Although they are usually found in they front yards of trailer parks, they can be found over most of the Earth's surface.  
 
The '''Chicken''', also called the land tuna, is a useful, generic tasting bird. Although they are usually found in they front yards of trailer parks, they can be found over most of the Earth's surface.  
  
They are a mortal enemy of the [[Prairie chicken]] for obvious reasons. Thus, they tend to eschewed by the [[Bacliff Exploration Society]], but to a lesser extent than the [[Toastmasters]].
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They are a mortal enemy of the [[Prairie chicken]] for obvious reasons. Thus, they tend to be eschewed by the [[Bacliff Exploration Society]], but to a lesser extent than the [[Toastmasters]].
  
 
== Uses ==
 
== Uses ==

Revision as of 14:35, 7 July 2011

The Chicken, also called the land tuna, is a useful, generic tasting bird. Although they are usually found in they front yards of trailer parks, they can be found over most of the Earth's surface.

They are a mortal enemy of the Prairie chicken for obvious reasons. Thus, they tend to be eschewed by the Bacliff Exploration Society, but to a lesser extent than the Toastmasters.

Uses

Chickens have a myriad of culinary and general uses such as :

  • One of the animals that create the Turducken chimera
  • A component of Gyro filling
  • A delicious Pancake topping
  • The beak can be fashioned into a Shiv
  • Gator chow
  • They are known to lay the highest quality Tossin' Eggs