Beards

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Contrary to popular belief, beards are synonymous with "Evil Twin Syndrome". The only exception is white beards, which in fact generate +1 to trustworthiness on the beard trustworthiness scale (with the exception of the white Hitler-beard, which is always untrustworthy.

Black, brown, and especially red beards designate the wearer as the Evil Twin version of themselves within the local multiverse.

Note: A beard is required in order to obtain the highest order of the Bacliff Exploration Society, the 9th degree. See Bacliff Exploration Society Membership Levels