Shark
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Sharks are the most awesome fish in the sea. Their mention causes the vapors in the weak and feeble minded. The only attack humans out of confusing them with a tasty seal and revenge. This cases such fools to hunt and eat them, but woe to them. For one day the sharks shall have their revenge.
They are hosts for seagull larvae, but that is their only known natural weakness. Seagulls are only able to lay their eggs in the weakest sharks.
Some TV cults have a week-long religious ceremony honoring the shark known as "Shark Week". This involves filming sharks as they eat chum offered by the cultists and pray to them in holy cages.
