Whale oil
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Whale oil is a clean-burning environmentally-friendly fuel. It is a renewable energy resource that is good for the environment. Whale oil is extracted from whales that live in tubes. They are hooked up to a whale matrix.
Experts estimate that by 2016, whale oil will completely replace fossil fuels.
NASA is currently studying the feasibility of giant orbiting whale-oil powered laser death stars.