Bacliff Exploration Society Membership Levels
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The following is a list of the Bacliff Exploration Society Membership Levels:
1st Degree: ESOB received and opened your email but did not respond.
2nd Degree: ESOB sold your email address to spammers.
3rd Degree: ESOB sent you an acceptance email (Note: resignation from Toastmasters required).
4th Degree: ESOB invited you to lunch/dinner/brinner.
5th Degree: You were present at the Grand Instauration.
6th Degree: You were allowed review privileges for the Bacliff Journal of SCIENCE!
7th Degree: You were issued an official ESOB smoking jacket.
8th Degree: ESOB named a field site or research vessel after you.
9th Degree: You have committed an act of space piracy.
