Powerpoint Engineering Measurement System

The Powerpoint Engineering Measurement System (or PEMS) is the primary system of units used by aerospace engineers at NASA.

Fundamental units

• Distance: Feeters
• Mass: Fuckton
• Time: Attwater (the time it takes a Prairie chicken to be eaten by a hawk)

Other units

• Mile
• Pound force - which is equal to a fuckton feeter per attwater squared. One pound force is approximately equal to 4 Newtons (depending on your altitude above mean sea level.

See also

• Metric system
• Bat chart