Moose in tree
On September 9th, 2011, it was reported that a drunk moose was found in a tree in Sweden. Although the moose's head was not harvested for a use in an exploration society club house, this momentous event lead to a series of haikus to commemorating the event.
Drunk Moose Haiku
A moose got wasted
And made noise stuck in a tree
Damn crazy neighbors
It’s hard to call you
Illiterate when you write
Such a good haiku.
A moose eats apples
Gets drunk and stuck in a tree
Sleep it off big guy
A moose eats apples
Decides to look at the stars
Name’s Shaun. Arrested.
Moose up in a tree
Will it ever touch ground?
Only passed out
Network buys photo
Moose acting like a wino
Boy gets Playstation
Apples are tasty
Can’t see straight. So dizzy help!
What happened last night?
Can a tree eat moose?
The Swede calls firefighters
Tree is still hungry
Best news story ever
So many questions to ask
How many apples?
