Pixie dust

A jar of pixie dust.

Pixie dust is a magical substance obtained by grinding up pixies, and is used in all manner of industrial applications. Unfortunately, due to the over harvesting of pixies, international law has limited its use to Robonaut cleaner. The remaining pixies live on wildlife refuges like prairie chickens until harvesting time.

Uses

The main applications of pixie dust were :

• Food of Last Resort - Usually as a cheaper substitute for gruel or Poke Salad
• Space Shuttle and SUV fuel
• Whale bait
• Robonaut cleaner - no synthetic substitute has been found
• Nuclear blast resistant house paint

See also

• Pig powder