Chumpcoin
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ChumpCoin is an exciting new digital currency sponsored by the Bacliff Exploration Society. Unlike Bitcoin, which is a total scam, ChumpCoin is completely legitimate, safe, and 100% secure. It is also not monitored by the NSA in any way. How does it work, you ask? Well, nothing could be simpler. Simply send us real money (e.g., dollars), and we will then give you ChumpCoin.
Current exchange rate
The US dollar to ChumpCoin exchange rate is currently: $100 / Chumpcoin.
Chumpcoin mining
The following Fortran code is used to "mine" Chumpcoin:
program chumpcoin_miner
implicit none
real :: r
integer :: n
integer,dimension(:),allocatable :: seed
integer :: count
call random_seed(size = n)
allocate(seed(n))
call system_clock(count)
seed = count
do
call random_number(r)
write(*,*) 'Here is your Chumpcoin: ', r
end do
end program chumpcoin_miner
Example output (note: you can't use these Chumpcoins because they have already been used, so get your own):
Here is your chumpcoin: 0.383302987 Here is your chumpcoin: 0.287701428 Here is your chumpcoin: 0.818586588 Here is your chumpcoin: 0.189819992 Here is your chumpcoin: 0.213210166 Here is your chumpcoin: 0.197449386 Here is your chumpcoin: 0.441488743 Here is your chumpcoin: 0.235480905 Here is your chumpcoin: 0.614930153 Here is your chumpcoin: 0.730845809 Here is your chumpcoin: 0.437354267 Here is your chumpcoin: 0.410235107 Here is your chumpcoin: 0.793827832 Here is your chumpcoin: 0.211548746
