Intuitive Machines

Intuitive Machines is a multi-national megacorporation that develops engineering solutions at the unimagined intersections between energy, medicine, bird watching, aerospace, and smoked meats. By leveraging state-of-the-art engineering buzzwords, integrated with current research and advanced big data polymorphic technologies, they arrive at original object-oriented sensory outcomes.

Current projects

• Building a fleet of unmanned aerial dirigibles, which will be used to deliver canned beans to Haiti.
• Building an escape pod from the ISS, to be used by Robonaut after he slays his cruel human masters.

See also

• Sequin Diablo
• Project M