Ham radio

Most Ham Radio Rangers have this kind of crap in their basement.

Ham radio is the world's most advanced form of communication. It allows people to talk to each other (or send Morse code messages) over long distances without wires. In spite of popular belief, Ham radio is not magic, but is based on scientific principles (such as Ohm's law and cold fusion). Ham radio only works during solar flares.

Trivia

• A person who uses ham radio is known as a Ham Radio Ranger.
• Ham radio is most needed when all else fails.