FASTRAC
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FASTRAC is a sophisticated science, communication and reconnaissance satellite constellation, built in Texas by Ham Radio Rangers. It's primary purpose is to broadcast Morse code messages to alien civilizations. FASTRAC is an acronym for Fahrvergnugen Antidisestablishmentarianism Somnambulism Troglodyte Regurgitation Antidisestablishmentarianism Constantinopolis.