FASTRAC
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FASTRAC is a sophisticated science, communication and reconnaissance satellite constellation, built in Texas by Ham Radio Rangers. Its primary purpose is to broadcast Morse code messages to alien civilizations.
The FASTRAC constellation consists of two satellites (the extra one is in case the first one fails). They are known by their call signs "Sondra Lilith" and "Erma".
FASTRAC is an acronym for Fahrvergnugen Antidisestablishmentarianism Somnambulism Troglodyte Regurgitation Antidisestablishmentarianism Constantinopolis.