Prairie chicken
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A Prairie chicken is one of nature's tastiest birds, and also the perfect killing machine. Flocks of wild prairie chicken once darkened the skies over North America. Currently, they are highly endangered, and can only be legally consumed in McNugget form.
The rarest form of prairie chicken is the Attwater prairie chicken (so called due to its fondness for drinking attwater). They exist only in Texas wildlife preserves. They are also bred in pens at the NASA Johnson Space Center, for use on the ISS.
