Chicken
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The Chicken, also called the land tuna, is a useful, generic tasting bird. Although they are usually found in they front yards of trailer parks, they can be found over most of the Earth's surface.
They are a mortal enemy of the Prairie chicken for obvious reasons. Thus, they tend to be eschewed by the Bacliff Exploration Society, but to a lesser extent than the Toastmasters.
Uses
Chickens have a myriad of culinary and general uses such as :
- One of the animals that create the Turducken chimera
- A component of Gyro filling
- A delicious Pancake topping
- The beak can be fashioned into a Shiv
- Gator chow
- They are known to lay the highest quality Tossin' Eggs