COTs Meetings

Are the single most effective cure for insomnia that man has ever invented. They have become so well known for their drowsy effects that there has been a movement among the attendees to staff the meeting rooms with pillows, blankets, and actual cots.

Warnings and Side Effects

There are several warnings about attending a COTs meeting. The most serious is the prohibition of operating heavy machinery for a period of 3 hours after the meeting. Side effects of attendance are a deep soul crushing depression, sore muscles in the back, a loss of brain cells on par with doing a line of cocaine, dehydration, and antisocial behavior.