Pants
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Pants are leg coverings worn by barbarian invaders, citizens of Bacliff, and aerospace engineers. Originally invented by the Germans to prevent wild seagulls from nesting in their robes, they have been adopted by the lower levels of modern society to prevent rashes.
A particularly disreputable and holey pair were the starting point of the Bacliff Exploration Society project Pants to Moose Head, an experiment that has thus far been a miserable failure.
