Puffin Stuff
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Puffin Stuff is the biggest, toughest Atlantic puffin known to man. He is renowned throughout the seas for taking no guff. His most notable exploit was to enslave a band of seagulls and use them to destroy rats and humans that came near the breeding grounds of his puffin friends.
The Ballad of Puffin Stuff
Chorus:
Oh no! It's Puffin Stuff,
The mightiest of the puffins,
He takes no guff.