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| − | All the integrators I use are Fortran from the 1980s | + | |
| − | That's probably why she left | + | All the integrators I use are Fortran from the 1980s<br> |
| − | I declared IMPLICIT NONE | + | That's probably why she left<br> |
| − | She declared IMPLICIT SOME | + | I declared IMPLICIT NONE<br> |
| + | She declared IMPLICIT SOME<br> | ||
Took the dog and left me bereft | Took the dog and left me bereft | ||
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| − | Don't be so cruel to me | + | Don't be so cruel to me<br> |
Just remember our last syzygy | Just remember our last syzygy | ||
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| − | She wanted to SPICE things up | + | She wanted to SPICE things up<br> |
| − | I said "I can't compile that" | + | I said "I can't compile that"<br> |
| − | Now all my truck's tires are flat | + | Now all my truck's tires are flat<br> |
| − | All I wanted was eclipses | + | All I wanted was eclipses<br> |
And now I miss my missus | And now I miss my missus | ||
| − | Checking visibility for a ground site | + | Checking visibility for a ground site<br> |
| − | I just want to hold you tight | + | I just want to hold you tight <br> |
| − | But we don't have the right rotation | + | But we don't have the right rotation<br> |
We're in an occultation | We're in an occultation | ||
| − | Where oh where has my MUTSat gone? | + | Where oh where has my MUTSat gone?<br> |
| − | Where oh where could it be? | + | Where oh where could it be?<br> |
| − | I tried to send it to L1, | + | I tried to send it to L1,<br> |
But it ended up at L3. | But it ended up at L3. | ||
| − | My baby's into dynamical systems theory, | + | My baby's into dynamical systems theory,<br> |
| − | Sometimes makes me leary, | + | Sometimes makes me leary,<br> |
| − | But now we'll never part, | + | But now we'll never part,<br> |
She's found the weak stability boundary trajectory into my heart. | She's found the weak stability boundary trajectory into my heart. | ||
| − | I ain't got enough money to buy Matlab, | + | I ain't got enough money to buy Matlab,<br> |
| − | Octave's all I can afford. | + | Octave's all I can afford.<br> |
| − | I wanted to use ODE113, | + | I wanted to use ODE113,<br> |
But now I'm stuck with RK4. | But now I'm stuck with RK4. | ||
Revision as of 12:15, 11 November 2022
All the integrators I use are Fortran from the 1980s
That's probably why she left
I declared IMPLICIT NONE
She declared IMPLICIT SOME
Took the dog and left me bereft
Only my cpu is left to keep me warm
Integrating away my heart
Hank then told me
I'm losing precision
Dlsode would be his decision
I got some good SORT code at home,
But I think the common blocks might be all wrong,
Sometimes, lord, JD just can't be found.
Lookin at a black box, baby
That code ain't been touched
Since 1980
Take this RK4 and shove it
My woman done left and took all the reason I was integrating for
How do I propagate myself to your heart?
Fixed steps don't catch her curves
A variable step size is what she lurves
AGDL is down
Punchcards up and readin
We're gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long propagate
And a short time to step there
So hit those limits
Come on, FORTRAN, run!
A simple question so I thought. Now my code divides by naught!
All my exes are symplectic...
Don't be so cruel to me
Just remember our last syzygy
My solver's numbers it did round, Now my errors know no bounds
She wanted to SPICE things up
I said "I can't compile that"
Now all my truck's tires are flat
All I wanted was eclipses
And now I miss my missus
Checking visibility for a ground site
I just want to hold you tight
But we don't have the right rotation
We're in an occultation
Where oh where has my MUTSat gone?
Where oh where could it be?
I tried to send it to L1,
But it ended up at L3.
My baby's into dynamical systems theory,
Sometimes makes me leary,
But now we'll never part,
She's found the weak stability boundary trajectory into my heart.
I ain't got enough money to buy Matlab,
Octave's all I can afford.
I wanted to use ODE113,
But now I'm stuck with RK4.
