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'''Sharktopus''' (or '''Sharktypus''') is an unholy chimera of a [[shark]], an [[octopus]], and a [[platypus]]. He was created in an industrial accident. | '''Sharktopus''' (or '''Sharktypus''') is an unholy chimera of a [[shark]], an [[octopus]], and a [[platypus]]. He was created in an industrial accident. | ||
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SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO! | SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO! | ||
Revision as of 12:13, 1 May 2011
Sharktopus (or Sharktypus) is an unholy chimera of a shark, an octopus, and a platypus. He was created in an industrial accident.
Sharktopus has the head and torso of a shark, the tentacles of an octopus, and is warm blooded, lays eggs, and is poisonous like a platypus.
His mortal enemy is Piranhasaurus.
HMS Sharktypus
The HMS Sharktypus is a stitch-and-glue dingy with a Sharktypus paint job which is currently under construction. When complete, it will serve as the principle research dingy of the Bacliff Exploration Society. It is planned to be fully equipped with an inboard weed-eater motor, ham radio, flounder lights, glass bottom, and oar locks shaped like shark fins.
Sharktopus Fanfare lyrics
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
Sharktopus was created in an industrial accident,
His early days were spent in confinement.
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
Then one day, Sharktopus escaped free,
to become the undisputed master of the sea.
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
Then he began his deadly rampage,
Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
Be careful if you meet him in the park,
the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO! (Repeat as necessary)
