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'''Sharktypus''' is an unholy chimera of a [[shark]], an [[octopus]], and a [[platypus]].  He was created in an industrial accident.   
 
'''Sharktypus''' is an unholy chimera of a [[shark]], an [[octopus]], and a [[platypus]].  He was created in an industrial accident.   
  
Sharktopus has the head and torso of a shark, the tentacles of an octopus, and is warm blooded, lays eggs, and is poisonous like a platypus.
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Sharktypus has the head and torso of a shark, the tentacles of an octopus, and is warm blooded, lays eggs, and is poisonous like a platypus.
  
 
His mortal enemy is [[Piranhasaurus]].
 
His mortal enemy is [[Piranhasaurus]].
  
== Sharktopus Fanfare lyrics ==
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== Sharktypus Fanfare lyrics ==
[[File:Sharktopus.jpg |300px|thumb|right|Artist's rendition of Sharktopus]]  
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[[File:Sharktopus.jpg |300px|thumb|right|Artist's rendition of Sharktypus]]  
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
  
Sharktopus was created in an industrial accident,
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Sharktypus was created in an industrial accident,
  
 
His early days were spent in confinement.
 
His early days were spent in confinement.
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
  
Then one day, Sharktopus escaped free,
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Then one day, Sharktypus escaped free,
  
 
to become the undisputed master of the sea.
 
to become the undisputed master of the sea.
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
  
 
Then he began his deadly rampage,
 
Then he began his deadly rampage,
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Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.
 
Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!
  
 
Be careful if you meet him in the park,
 
Be careful if you meet him in the park,
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the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.
 
the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.
  
SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO! (Repeat as necessary)
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SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO! (Repeat as necessary)
  
 
== See also ==
 
== See also ==

Revision as of 23:46, 7 August 2011

Sharktopus

Sharktypus is an unholy chimera of a shark, an octopus, and a platypus. He was created in an industrial accident.

Sharktypus has the head and torso of a shark, the tentacles of an octopus, and is warm blooded, lays eggs, and is poisonous like a platypus.

His mortal enemy is Piranhasaurus.

Sharktypus Fanfare lyrics

Artist's rendition of Sharktypus

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Sharktypus was created in an industrial accident,

His early days were spent in confinement.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Then one day, Sharktypus escaped free,

to become the undisputed master of the sea.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Then he began his deadly rampage,

Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Be careful if you meet him in the park,

the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.

SHARKTYPUS, DO DOODLY DO! (Repeat as necessary)

See also