Durian

Durian is a member of the sewer pumpkin genus, Pumpkinneaus Sewarinius. It is not considered edible under any circumstances. It smells like the buttocks of a dead goat, and tastes like a rotten gym sock full of squirrel feces. By all accounts it is a Food of Last Resort. It is one of the primary ingredients in Menudo, and consequently Haggis.