Snooker

The game of Snooker has been the pastime of the most manly gentleman since its invention during the Battle of Hastings. The modern version of the game is played on small ponies with blunt truncheons. The goal of the game is taunt your opponent with the truncheon until he becomes so enraged that he tries to attack you. If this occurs the taunter automatically wins and is declared the more gentlemanly of the players.

All snooker players are required to wear smoking jackets during the match.

See also

• Bridge