Scrum

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Unprocessed scrum.
Label of "Big Scrum" whiskey, a scrum-based beverage.

Scrum is a substance that is found in the bellies of whales. It is produced by the interaction of squid beaks with cetacean digestive fluids. It is used in a variety of industrial applications, including Faberge egg polish and ham radio lubricant. Scrum is also the primary ingredient in high fructose corn syrup, which explains the origin of the term "scrumptious".

Scrum is also believed to be one of the main components of dark matter.

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