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'''Sharktopus''' (or '''Sharktypus''') is an unholy chimera of a [[shark]], an [[octopus]], and a [[platypus]].  He was created in an industrial accident.   
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'''Sharktypus''' is an unholy chimera of a [[shark]], an [[octopus]], and a [[platypus]].  He was created in an industrial accident.   
  
 
Sharktopus has the head and torso of a shark, the tentacles of an octopus, and is warm blooded, lays eggs, and is poisonous like a platypus.
 
Sharktopus has the head and torso of a shark, the tentacles of an octopus, and is warm blooded, lays eggs, and is poisonous like a platypus.

Revision as of 19:35, 7 August 2011

Sharktopus

Sharktypus is an unholy chimera of a shark, an octopus, and a platypus. He was created in an industrial accident.

Sharktopus has the head and torso of a shark, the tentacles of an octopus, and is warm blooded, lays eggs, and is poisonous like a platypus.

His mortal enemy is Piranhasaurus.

Sharktopus Fanfare lyrics

Artist's rendition of Sharktopus

SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Sharktopus was created in an industrial accident,

His early days were spent in confinement.

SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Then one day, Sharktopus escaped free,

to become the undisputed master of the sea.

SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Then he began his deadly rampage,

Which will continue until his blood lust has been assuaged.

SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO!

Be careful if you meet him in the park,

the unholy chimera of octopus, platypus, and shark.

SHARKTOPUS, DO DOODLY DO! (Repeat as necessary)

See also